These are strange times we be livin' in; nay, mad times!! Life has rejected us outcasts as "weirdos" on fringes of society that should be shunned and shooed. We are to be seen and not heard; scratch that. We are to be ignored, nor heard!! So, with such scallywags surrounding us at every turn -- what are rejects like us to do? Why, join Captain Jack Sparrow's crew for the search of the Fountain of Youth, of course!! I, for one, am joining the crew of the damned in hopes that the fountain can heal psychiatric disorders. So, if you be with me then I have been commanded to have fellow pariahs foolish enough to go upon this endeavor to hear this warning from the infamous, Captain Jack!! If your dare, click here but then click back here to read the rest or I'll have ye thrown down into the depths of Davy Jones locker for insubordination.Ah, I see a few of you are still interested in the trek. Smashing!! I must state, however, that my contract with the good Captain says that I get to man one of the cannons. I told him that I like blowing shit up and upon hearing this, he insisted I take the position!! But, I digress. On to the briefing that will give you a good idea of what we'll be up against me hardy wenches and bloated bilge rats!! This is your last chance to leave, turn around and ne'er come back!! No? Foolhardy, like me self? Then ye best watch this; but don't say I didn't warn ye!!
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