Great Odin's beard!! Look who wandered into the grove?! It's Turk (heavy breathing) Mason!! Ok, ok, you caught me -- I lured him here, but can you blame me??? Don't give me that judging look, I told you in the profile that the grove would be a sanctuary for sexuality from time to time!! You'll find no shame in this grove over nudity -- we encourage it!! It is how Mother Nature delivered us, so there is nothing to feel ashamed about. We are supposed to ogle each other, that's why our sexual organs look so amazingly beautiful!! If you want sentient beings to reproduce, then it's only natural to make their bodies works of art to entice copulation. Phew, it's getting steamy in here!!
So, Turk, do you like bisexual men? Well, seeing how you are gay, I'm betting that my "Republic of Bisexualopolis" passport should qualify me as a "guest" in "gaytopia" long enough for us to bond.
Maybe lie down in the tall, soft, grass at the edge of the grove together naked, to bask in the glory of our aroused male sex organs. Watch the sunshine glisten off the tight, shiny, pink skin. Let the cool breeze relax the tension as we express our shared raw, masculine, sexuality. Cuddling, fondling and caressing. Savoring the intoxicating, musky scent of an aroused man. Stroke our masculine pride with absolute enjoyment and no hint of shame, until we explode with blissful ecstasy all over each other and the grove.
Mmmmm, yes, the Green Man has a crush on a gorgeous boy and his name is Turk Mason.
It's a holiday weekend here in the grove, so I've decided to leave the pixies in charge and have a little fun!! I just hope glitter isn't everywhere when I get back. Last time they were in charge of the grove, there was so much glitter around that I was farting sparkles for days!! Hehe...
Anyway, as you probably can tell by now, I don't have much use for labels but every now and then I think it's good to have a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor to keep us humble. So, even though I am bi-sexual and not gay, I still enjoyed the light-hearted roast of the gay subgenres by Gawker editor, Brian Moylan. The article is titled, "A Handy Guide to All Gay Men" by Brian Moylan.
The gay world is often represented as some sort of monolithic whole that has the same culture. That is a lie. It is actually broken down into a handful of substrata to which each gay belongs. Here they are.
Just like the world at large may stereotype gays as mincing wrist flippers with great taste bent on giving everyone they meet a make over. A queer will tell you that we are all individuals and that those stereotypes are false and horrible.
That said, when the gays see a fellow homosexual in the public sphere, we try to plug them into the convenient taxonomy the community has made for itself. That's right, we have our own stereotypes for each other.
Green Man: As for where I would place myself in these genres? Well, I gotta admit that I'd mostly be the, "Art Fag" (I even have the glasses and artsy facial hair). But, with the following exceptions: I don't feel I am cooler than anyone else. I'm not emaciated and I shave my head. Also, Lady Gaga is my favorite Diva, not Peaches. And, finally, It isn't cheap coke I'm into, but organic cannabis!! Otherwise, I'm more or less an "Art Fag." I know he's not gay or bi-sexual, but Johnny Depp's fashion and persona represent the eccentric artist that I am:
The Art Fag:
Body Type:Emaciated, tattooed, usually with some sort of ironic facial hair and an enormous coif. Description:The art fag is cooler than you. He's also cooler than all your friends, and he is not afraid to show it. He is usually an artist (duh), photographer, fashion designer, band member, or something that requires a degree from RISD, FIT, or some other art school that is an acronym. He dresses either in the most current prissy fashions or like a homo version of Terry Richardson, in big glasses, flannels, and jeans that looks so thrown together that it took him hours to put together. You're more likely to find them at a gallery opening or model party, but every so often they'll be at a gay bar to rub elbows, and other parts, with the other homos.
Subcategories:Alternaqueers, gipsters
New York City Hang Out:The Cock
Diva of Choice:PeachesLady Gaga
Preoccuptions:The hottest club, looking down on things, cheap coke, being bohemian, the outer boroughs
Top or Bottom:Both, but prefer top.
Celebrity Example:Marc Jacobs
Throw in a small bit of sport jock and account for my preoccupation being art instead of "the hottest clubs" and you've got me!! Though, in my 20's I truly was all about the clubs. It's just now, I'm settling down and doing the domestic diva thing. Anyway, I hope that all my American readers have a relaxing and enjoyable Thanksgiving Holiday!! And, to everyone else reading, I love you too!!
Green Man: Wow. I am SO PROUD of this hero, role-model and kind man. I feel less depressed knowing there are still great people like him in the world. I got chills of joy for him and am thankful for his example; because, it is unacceptable that LGBT brothers and sisters are so harassed that they feel suicide is their only option for peace from their torment!! But, there was one thing missing from this video--I wanted to be able to give him a big bear hug at the end!! Doesn't he look like he gives good hugs?!! My heart is radiating with love and acceptance to not only him, but to all those who feel unwanted, abused, misunderstood and rejected--whether because of sexual orientation or for other reasons. The Green Man's grove is a hate-free zone and we will do anything in our power to help those in need. Welcome to our refuge.
On a side note, I honestly thought this little mini-documentary was better than anything coming out of Hollywood or tv these days. It touched me deeply on an emotional level that a video hasn't done in awhile. It was just so refreshing to watch a positive message from society for a change. There is too much hate, selfishness and fear infecting humanity right now and we need good people such as this man more than ever. Please, shared this beautiful video to all that you think would benefit from it. And, if you are an LGBT person who feels isolated, please know that you are never alone.
In your darkest thoughts and moments, picture this man's warm smile (and the big teddy bear hugs his surely gives) wrapping you in the energy of warm acceptance. Hold onto that pure energy because it's the light that will guide you from the darkness. You deserve to be respected, loved and understood--don't let anyone tell your otherwise. So, don't listen to the haters and hold messages like these in your heart because they are the truth--not that fear peddled by those who would belittle you. They don't deserve your fear of them--they tell lies because they fear strong, independent, free thinkers like you.
Let me tell you a secret, they are privately jealous of your courage and individuality. So they seek to insult you in a pitiful attempt to feel better about their miserable lives. They are the sick ones--not you. Don't let them infect you with their toxic words. They will not win--there is an entire army of those who stand with you in the world, and we will stand in the way to protect those who can't protect themselves. Even if you don't know an ally personally, just know that we are out here and one day you will find us. Look upon the moon and know that we are looking at the same moon and reflect in it's proud, bright light to you, our love and acceptance. Never give up, never surrender, because it will get better. Don't stop reaching out and you will find true friends who accept you for all your beautifully diverse life. The internet is a great tool for reaching out. You can find me at: jaymur@gmail.com
The grove is alive with jubilation with the news that New York state has legalized marriage equality. This won't just benefit New York citizens; as New York will marry those from out of state. In addition, the example of New York will have strong influence on other states due to its size and political influence. My Neo-Pagan beliefs allow and call for acceptance of all sexual preferences. I like the Pagan influence of seeing sexuality, in general, as a gift of this life to be shared and lauded in all it's forms (except, obviously, things like pedophilia).America has for too long been a "sex negative" culture. In that, a lot of Americans see the celebration of sexuality as immoral. I couldn't disagree more; sexuality is at the core of humanity, which is the "sex positive" view. It feels wonderful for a reason!! It's time that Americans wake up to the gift of sexual pleasure; rather than seeing it as a "sin" to be avoided except for pro-creation purposes. Of course, marriage equality isn't just about sexual pleasure, however, here in the secret grove, that's often how we celebrate!!
The nymphs and fairies (of all sexual preferences) giggle with glee and erotically frolic with the half-naked satyrs throughout the woods. The grove isn't a place for prudish beliefs about nudity. I almost always wear next to nothing in the grove; often, just my mask and crown of leaves, a gentle smile and a proud erection.
I'm not ashamed of it--why should I be? Having a healthy erection is a very natural celebration of life!! A strong erection is as apart of being a man as growing a beard--I welcome them and honor every one as a gift from Mother Nature and the Horned God, Cernunnos (pictured, right).
I know some might not like how I'm including sex in a discussion about marriage equality, but marriage and sex go hand in hand!! America is about freedom; and not being able to love freely or have sex freely with consenting adults of the same-sex isn't in keeping with that tradition. I'm glad our society is broadening it's view of marriage and sexuality.
I feel, we need a sex liberation movement as much as a gay marriage movement. We got the ball rolling in the 1960s and then the trend of "traditional values" took over; despite the reality that there is no such thing as "traditional values" or "traditional marriage." Ancient Greeks were very accepting of homosexuality and sexual freedom. In the Bible, having multiple wives was considered, "traditional!!"
So, Sitting upon my throne of supple, green, saplings, I savor the moment and take pride in my bisexuality. The grove will always be a sanctuary for those with different sexual identities, gender identities and sexual preferences. We are a jovial and accepting clan who focus on unconditional love; over who you love or how you love. We are so proud and happy for our friends in New York.
In the meantime, the grove will continue to welcome refugees with open arms from the sexual orientation wars; provided you aren't uncomfortable with seeing the natural, naked, human form from time to time. If you accept those conditions, come on in, grab some wine and celebrate with us by watching the artful, natural beauty and talent of honorary grove member, Steve Retchless!!
I adore Ian McKellen. Besides his AMAZING performance in LOTR, I was so privileged to see him perform Richard III in Denver. He's an icon and a hero for many (gay and straight). He and Kenneth Branaugh are the best Shakespearean actors on the planet, if you want this former theatre major's opinion. I'd so dig hanging out with Sir Ian for coffee or just some chit-chat. Keep the flag flying Gaydalf!! Shakespeare
